asuh
Ah, I see.Outlander wrote:I see you like to play with a little risk, huh? I like that.Doctor wrote:door number 4Outlander wrote:Due to lack of consistency of choosing a reply to introductions, you have an option of four replies from me personally:
1. A standard, polite reply that welcomes you to this community.
2. A sarcastic or joke reply.
3. A flirtatious, almost cringe worthy or sexually stimulating (whatever you're into) reply.
4. I surprise you.
Choose wisely, friend.
But what you failed to see is that door number four was actually my trap card all along, my master ruse designed personally to spook you.
What you actually managed to do is open a door leading into another door leading into possible infinite introductions that I can possibly give, underestimating the paradox you created where instead of me simply introducing you I instead have to now do the most surprising introduction to surprise you.
You see, my friend. What you actually managed to do is trick yourself into the illusion that you could pick any choice and manage to get the introduction you want, but I knew all along that you would go for the fourth option, which actually entitles you to sell your soul to me.
Surprised? I bet you are, because now your choice (or lack of) managed to actually be the end of you, and while you just got introduced to this community, you also sold your soul to me so I can add it to my collection of souls made from these introductions. Thank you for being such a gentlemen! Your soul tastes like strawberry.
Good Afternoon, Doctor. Or dare I say... Good high noon.
What you managed to pull of was clever but you're forgeting one thing, my little friend. My 'strawberry' soul is beyond your comprehension. I am able to see into the metaphysical dimensions that grant me the ability to free myself of weakness. You cannot simply grasp my soul.
Let me tell you this. I knew that you knew that I would pick the fourth option. If door number 4 was your attempt to suprise me, you unfortunately failed. You already had this all planned out, yet I am still one step ahead of you. Alas, you managed trick yourself into the illusion that your card was the royal flush. That you had me in your conceited grip. My soul is too unstable in your hands. It requires a being able to understand and perceive what I have seen. A being we both know would take eons to truly discover.
If you truly want my soul, seek this higher power. If not, I would like to thank you for making me feel welcome.
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razerbaz
What the fuck is this? Every time I get on this stupid forum I have to deal with complete retards like you thinking they can type complex sentences like a good little boy well guess what? You're not just go back to your hole you STUPID FAT SHIT!Outlander wrote:I see you like to play with a little risk, huh? I like that.Doctor wrote:door number 4Outlander wrote:Due to lack of consistency of choosing a reply to introductions, you have an option of four replies from me personally:
1. A standard, polite reply that welcomes you to this community.
2. A sarcastic or joke reply.
3. A flirtatious, almost cringe worthy or sexually stimulating (whatever you're into) reply.
4. I surprise you.
Choose wisely, friend.
But what you failed to see is that door number four was actually my trap card all along, my master ruse designed personally to spook you.
What you actually managed to do is open a door leading into another door leading into possible infinite introductions that I can possibly give, underestimating the paradox you created where instead of me simply introducing you I instead have to now do the most surprising introduction to surprise you.
You see, my friend. What you actually managed to do is trick yourself into the illusion that you could pick any choice and manage to get the introduction you want, but I knew all along that you would go for the fourth option, which actually entitles you to sell your soul to me.
Surprised? I bet you are, because now your choice (or lack of) managed to actually be the end of you, and while you just got introduced to this community, you also sold your soul to me so I can add it to my collection of souls made from these introductions. Thank you for being such a gentlemen! Your soul tastes like strawberry.
Good Afternoon, Doctor. Or dare I say... Good high noon.
This is a joke please don't kill me
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Michael_Danlin
- Prophet of Karan
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... I'm going to file this entire thread under 'Shit I can't deal with until I have had my morning shit' and never pooop again, till I am full of shit just like razer
Trust me, if he chose option 3 it would have been MUCH much worse...Eyecberg wrote:Outlander you creepy motherfucker
This is not how BDSM clu - I mean Galaxyworks works, you talk when your master gives you permission to talk. For this, I shall take your soul... Many apologies.razerbaz wrote:What the fuck is this? Every time I get on this stupid forum I have to deal with complete retards like you thinking they can type complex sentences like a good little boy well guess what? You're not just go back to your hole you STUPID FAT SHIT!
This is a joke please don't kill me
It appears we're at a stalemate here, I must admit you really did counter ruse me very well, and I'm quite impressed. You shall keep your strawberry soul this time, but just wait until I come back with divine powers even the metaphysical realms cannot handle...Doctor wrote:Ah, I see.Outlander wrote:I see you like to play with a little risk, huh? I like that.Doctor wrote:door number 4Outlander wrote:Due to lack of consistency of choosing a reply to introductions, you have an option of four replies from me personally:
1. A standard, polite reply that welcomes you to this community.
2. A sarcastic or joke reply.
3. A flirtatious, almost cringe worthy or sexually stimulating (whatever you're into) reply.
4. I surprise you.
Choose wisely, friend.
But what you failed to see is that door number four was actually my trap card all along, my master ruse designed personally to spook you.
What you actually managed to do is open a door leading into another door leading into possible infinite introductions that I can possibly give, underestimating the paradox you created where instead of me simply introducing you I instead have to now do the most surprising introduction to surprise you.
You see, my friend. What you actually managed to do is trick yourself into the illusion that you could pick any choice and manage to get the introduction you want, but I knew all along that you would go for the fourth option, which actually entitles you to sell your soul to me.
Surprised? I bet you are, because now your choice (or lack of) managed to actually be the end of you, and while you just got introduced to this community, you also sold your soul to me so I can add it to my collection of souls made from these introductions. Thank you for being such a gentlemen! Your soul tastes like strawberry.
Good Afternoon, Doctor. Or dare I say... Good high noon.
What you managed to pull of was clever but you're forgeting one thing, my little friend. My 'strawberry' soul is beyond your comprehension. I am able to see into the metaphysical dimensions that grant me the ability to free myself of weakness. You cannot simply grasp my soul.
Let me tell you this. I knew that you knew that I would pick the fourth option. If door number 4 was your attempt to suprise me, you unfortunately failed. You already had this all planned out, yet I am still one step ahead of you. Alas, you managed trick yourself into the illusion that your card was the royal flush. That you had me in your conceited grip. My soul is too unstable in your hands. It requires a being able to understand and perceive what I have seen. A being we both know would take eons to truly discover.
If you truly want my soul, seek this higher power. If not, I would like to thank you for making me feel welcome.
Until then, I welcome you into this community, where you probably will lose your soul at one point to corruption. (It happened to me too)
If only you chose option 3...