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Doctor · Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:19 am

Hey, so I'm new the community and I'm looking forward to joining the new Halo server. Thanks for the invite, Lt. Dan.

thats about it

Lt. Dan Taylor · Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:57 am

ban this kid he can't even rp wtf

Doctor · Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:28 am

Lt. Dan Taylor wrote:ban this kid he can't even rp wtf

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can.

Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:29 am

If you're Dan's friend, my condolences. Welcome to Galaxyworks, the most homo erotic place on the internet without having porn.

Doctor · Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:32 am

Michael_Danlin wrote:If you're Dan's friend, my condolences. Welcome to Galaxyworks, the most homo erotic place on the internet without having porn.

thanks, sheriff

Lt. Dan Taylor · Fri Jun 10, 2016 5:06 pm

what did you say about me you kind fellow? ill have you know im a saudi prince with little time for dumb shekel meisters

Fri Jun 10, 2016 6:20 pm

Due to lack of consistency of choosing a reply to introductions, you have an option of four replies from me personally:

1. A standard, polite reply that welcomes you to this community.
2. A sarcastic or joke reply.
3. A flirtatious, almost cringe worthy or sexually stimulating (whatever you're into) reply.
4. I surprise you.

Choose wisely, friend.

Sat Jun 11, 2016 10:35 am

You suck! But we all do. So its okay.

Doctor · Mon Jun 13, 2016 5:50 am

Outlander wrote:Due to lack of consistency of choosing a reply to introductions, you have an option of four replies from me personally:

1. A standard, polite reply that welcomes you to this community.
2. A sarcastic or joke reply.
3. A flirtatious, almost cringe worthy or sexually stimulating (whatever you're into) reply.
4. I surprise you.

Choose wisely, friend.

door number 4

Mon Jun 13, 2016 10:00 am

Doctor wrote:
Outlander wrote:Due to lack of consistency of choosing a reply to introductions, you have an option of four replies from me personally:

1. A standard, polite reply that welcomes you to this community.
2. A sarcastic or joke reply.
3. A flirtatious, almost cringe worthy or sexually stimulating (whatever you're into) reply.
4. I surprise you.

Choose wisely, friend.
door number 4

I see you like to play with a little risk, huh? I like that.

But what you failed to see is that door number four was actually my trap card all along, my master ruse designed personally to spook you.

What you actually managed to do is open a door leading into another door leading into possible infinite introductions that I can possibly give, underestimating the paradox you created where instead of me simply introducing you I instead have to now do the most surprising introduction to surprise you.

You see, my friend. What you actually managed to do is trick yourself into the illusion that you could pick any choice and manage to get the introduction you want, but I knew all along that you would go for the fourth option, which actually entitles you to sell your soul to me.

Surprised? I bet you are, because now your choice (or lack of) managed to actually be the end of you, and while you just got introduced to this community, you also sold your soul to me so I can add it to my collection of souls made from these introductions. Thank you for being such a gentlemen! Your soul tastes like strawberry.

Good Afternoon, Doctor. Or dare I say... Good high noon.