Boat Nation

[Robz_No1]

Proud Citizens of the Interwebs,

The day has come to reassess what it means to be free. Our Governments are spying on, disregarding the voices of the people in favour of vested interests, and my internet speed is still far too slow. I doubt the day Supreme Chancellor Bernie Sanders overthrows reforms the Republic will ever come or be enough. These are dark times.

And so in an effort to find some refuge from such tyranny I've consulted my advisors, fired my advisors for having awful ideas and suggested they offer other services to a swine with multiple serious medical issues and come to the conclusion that the only way to be rid of the shackles is to leave the Earth far behind, and trust that the unforgiving darkness of space is better is at least slightly more forgiving than Trump's stance on Mexicans. It's at least more difficult to build a wall in space.

As it is not quite feasible to steal build a decent and livable spaceship for a little while, and the next best option of starting a global revolution centred around having governments that aren't twats will likely end in a horrific death and awful merchandising that Che Guevara would vomit in disgust of, the next next best option is clearly to buy download a boat and live the life of a pirate. Specifically getting the lads together and living out at sea on boats and pirating harder than that one bay. Not the kind with cutlasses, rum and scurvy, that's for time travelers who are dicks and people from Somalia who are also dicks (similar demographic).

I have top men working on the details (primarily checking martine law to see if siphoning internet from the transatlantic lines can be met with force if we claim it as a religious right), but I'm 99% that if you weld a bunch of boats together and call yourself a country that nobody could have any legitimate dispute to it. Foolproof.

Finally, I urge you, the hardworking working people of the Galaxy Works forum, to find the strength to end your subjugation and join a new movement against oppression, one where there is no suffering (unless you're sea sick), no disease (ill people will have their citizenship temporarily revoked and their section of boat cut off and quarantined) and no violence (all disputes will be settled via a game of battleships, except with actual boats).

Also I name myself High lord of Tugging, and if anyone knows where I could find an aircraft carrier for less than £20 that would be great, there's nothing on Ebay.

[Michael_Danlin]

I swear my Life and Service to High Lord Robz Von No1 of Tugging, the Scrap Less-than-Helicarrier.

I also claim my right to be Earl Danlin of the Command Tower.

[Robz_No1]

I swear my Life and Service to High Lord Robz Von No1 of Tugging, the Scrap Less-than-Helicarrier.

I also claim my right to be Earl Danlin of the Command Tower.

Your Vassalage is approved and I offer you the honorary title of "Sails Manager"