Fight Club repost
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:15 pm
by Lt. Dan Taylor
uh GW didn't repost and I didn't want to be a meanie butt so here.
ABBC3_SPOILER_SHOW
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "How do you know I have mo - Alright."
PO2. Samantha Carter says "Alright. By the way, what the fuck are those blue pod things?"
**PO2. Samantha Carter points.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "What pod th - Oh my god.."
PO2. Samantha Carter says "Behind you, turn around."
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez continues staring down at the counter forlornly.
MCPO. Miia Taikon says "Hey, Beckhard, Lopez....and uh......"
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would be staring in one direction, and you can probably tell what the two things are he's staring at are.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "Oh, pods, right.."
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard glances behind him for once second before turning back.
PO2. Samantha Carter says "Miia, we're having a CQB bout. One moment."
**PO2. Samantha Carter uses the second to jump over the table and punch Deckard in the balls.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "They're..."
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard wouldn't make a sound, taking the hit fully as he slowly moves himself down onto the ground, grimacing as he holds his jewels tightly, curling into a ball on the ground staring blankly at the floor.
PO2. Samantha Carter says "Do I win?"
**PO2. Samantha Carter glances at Miia.
PO2. Samantha Carter says "Do I win?"
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard wouldn't even make any sound, seeming like he just stopped operating.
MCPO. Miia Taikon says "Uh....."
PO2. Samantha Carter says "I think I won."
MCPO. Miia Taikon says "Oi, steel nuts, get up and show what you can do!"
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez looks up slowly having heard the brief action. He looks sadly down at the ONI agent on the ground.
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would continue staring blankly at the floor, making a slight "hhhhhrggghhh" sound under his breath.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "((reconnecting again due to same glitch))"
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**MCPO. Miia Taikon walks over and holds out her hand to Deckard saying "Come on, get up you nannerpuss"
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would slowly get back up, remaining silent as he turns over towards Carter, drawing in a deep breath.
**PO2. Samantha Carter quickly hops back, getting into a defensive stance.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "I know... Kung Fu."
**MCPO. Miia Taikon pulls her hand back and mutters "alright big boy.. do it yourself"
PO2. Samantha Carter says "Kung Fu this."
**PO2. Samantha Carter runs towards Deckard, attempting to launch into a flying kick to the stomach.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "Taikon... Give me a flash good lu -"
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would attempt to block the long attack by simply standing to the side, attempting to grab the leg midair as she would slightly go past him so he could instead swing her off course.
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would see the attack coming, and due to it taking so long to happen, he would quickly begin to move to the side once she's fully fledged into the attack, attempting to then grab onto the leg at least so he could try and swing her off course, somewhat stumbling.
**PO2. Samantha Carter would half pull off the attack seeing he had moved to the side, stumbling slightly and just narrowly dodging the arm grab, getting into a slight defensive positon, however taking a second to do, leaving a potentional opening to attack if Deckard was quick enough.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard started a video!
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez quickly back-peddles as the fighting pair draw closer to the kitchen, eyes wide and eyebrows at maximum elevation.
MCPO. Miia Taikon started a video!
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would remain in his position, not taking the opportunity as he instead uses the chance to readjust his stance, getting into a defensive stance as he talks. "Allowing us to use outside objects?"
PO2. Samantha Carter says "That's a negative."
PO2. Samantha Carter says "Your move."
**PO2. Samantha Carter strengthens her defensive stance.
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[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: HL2RP flashback triggered
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "Watch as I transform."
**MCPO. Miia Taikon grins "What a about distractions?" as she fiddles with her zipper
[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: *mg collapses in a HL2RP-enduced seizure*
PO2. Samantha Carter yells "Deckard look. Tits."
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard glances momentarily towards the stairs, humming a WWE theme song as he attempts to quickly run up the stairs and towards the small platform nearby her, so he would have a higher ground on her.
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: redoing the me
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: K
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would begin to do what was previously said in the me before hearing the magic word, beginning to turn back around and stumbling over the steps.
[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: shame on doc
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "Did someone say..?"
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "Wait... a trap.... a ruse!"
**PO2. Samantha Carter jumps hastily on the opportunity, attempting to piledrive Deckard into the stairs, then proceeding to knee his genitals with gracious force.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard started a video!
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[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: still want matrix
MCPO. Miia Taikon started a video!
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**Chef. Ernesto Lopez briefly looks towards Taikon, before snapping his head back to warily watch the two fighting. "Dios mio..."
**MCPO. Miia Taikon watches with a smile mumbling "I'm not helping him out of this one" as she see's Lopez glancing her way
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would be piledrived into the stairs, but would also seem increasingly more reactive towards hits towards the genitals, trying to at least partially block it as he attempts to roll away from her.
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: Slight pause
CPO. Malcolm Deckard yells "Chef, throw the hat, now!"
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: How do you roll on the stairs?
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[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: I thought I was lying straight
[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: ONI training.
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: So not in the step
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: as in rolling sideways this way
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: Nah if I piledrived you you would be lying ridged across pretty much the entire stairway.
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: redoing /me once more
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**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would be piledrived into the steps, but would seem to become more intent on winning the fight, seeming to quickly attempt to launch himself back away from the stairs with all his strength before Carter can do any further damage
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "Damn it - Whiskey!"
[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: put on that beerhall classic tune
CPO. Malcolm Deckard started a video!
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**PO2. Samantha Carter would stick to Deckard like glue, attempting to rain blows on his chest and face with rapid pacing.
MCPO. Miia Taikon started a video!
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[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: Carmen Overture, that's it
[LOOC] MCPO. Miia Taikon: this works too
[LOOC] MCPO. Miia Taikon: they need chairs now though
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would allow quite a few hits to land, trying his best to be able to grab Carter's chest so he can at least try and throw her sideways off him.
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: I have a woman on top of me
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: @win
**MCPO. Miia Taikon giggles "Uh oh! He's going for the tits!"
**He is.
**PO2. Samantha Carter would pull away from deckard with some force, ripping the fabric away, allowing a view of her assets.
**Joking.
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[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: ogod the anime clothes rip...
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: Indee
[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: what is this, highschool dxd?
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: Worse
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would continue lying down on the steps, moving his hand across his chest vertically and horizontally, praying to God as he stares upwards.
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: Halo Art Online
SSA. Nicole Parker says "Oh my sweet dear fucking god of fuck. What's... he after getting himself into."
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "Thank you.... God."
**PO2. Samantha Carter takes the chance of Deckard being distracted to simply kick him in the balls.
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez looks down quickly as Carter breaks away from Deckard. He crosses his hand from his forehead to his chest, then across his shoulders.
**MCPO. Miia Taikon shushes Nicole and mumbles "Don't break it up, this is interesting to watch!"
**SSA. Nicole Parker grins at Miia as she simply folds her arms, swaying her hip a tiny bet to her left resting it against the counter as support as she watches the fight.
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would sucessfully be kicked into the balls, his eyes rolling backwards as he slowly cringes, grabbing gracefully onto his Four Leaf Clover, but at the same time also somehow managing to at least partially try and get himself up. "Tits... Override.... Pain.""
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: Why am I always in the weirdest of situations
[LOOC] SSA. Nicole Parker: because its you?
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: and more erotic too
**MCPO. Miia Taikon bursts out laughing at the comment
**PO2. Samantha Carter shoves her assets into Deckards face. But alas, it was a ruse, and she proceeds to knee him in the balls again while she cant see due to the view being blocked.
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: *he cant see
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[LOOC] SSA. Nicole Parker: ONI would be proud of that tactic Carter! xD
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would completely allow this to happen, not trying to push her away but instead at least trying to partially defend his Globes.
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: God is real
**MCPO. Miia Taikon giggles "T-...this is priceless... but god are you that desperate for some love Decky?"
**PO2. Samantha Carter succesfully knees Deckard in the balls, at least partially, before side stepping and pushing him down onto his face, going for a dropping elbow smash.
[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: perfect time for john cena btw
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**SSA. Nicole Parker clicks her fingers at Miia, then frantically points at the poor guy on the ground. "I told ya'! I fucking told ya'! She confirmed my thought, you really -are- deseperate! Hahaha."
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**CPO. Malcolm Deckard wouldn't be able to defend from the elbow smash too well, being hit in the head, but seemingly not giving up from just one really powerful hit, he would attempt to move back off the stairs again, somewhat dazzed from the blow.
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**PO2. Samantha Carter would not let up, seeing Deckard is dazed, going for more face hits, swinging hard and fast. She appears to have given up any form of defence.
**MCPO. Miia Taikon chuckles "Maybe you should let up on him, I think he's nearing his limit..."
SSA. Nicole Parker says "He's surely conditioned for worse!"
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would take the first hit in the head, stumbling slightly before quickly ducking inwards, attempting to tackle into Carter with his shoulder as hard as he can, allowing the stairs to hopefully trip her up.
**PO2. Samantha Carter would be hit with full force, falling back onto the stairs, Deckard falling right into her and her assets.
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MCPO. Miia Taikon says "Hey Lopez, what set this off?"
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would get on top of her, fighting the urge to be distracted as he would attempt to launch a few powerful blows into where she'd be most immune to being winded from the punches.
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SSA. Nicole Parker says "Ouuuuch..."
Chef. Ernesto Lopez says "Uhhh...."
**Which I forgot to say would be around the chest area.
**PO2. Samantha Carter would get hit one, before attempting to grab Deckards face and pull it right up into her assets, then attempting to knee him in the chest many times.
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: *once
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would accept the grab, attempting to headbutt her in the assets as hard as he can with her help towards it, using his hands to hit her on the side instead while taking the hits himself.
**PO2. Samantha Carter would take the headbut, using it to keep deckards face pinned down, taking the mainly ineffective hits to the side, while continuing to knee Deckards in the kidney/stomach area.
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez runs a hand over his chef hat, "Well-" he pauses as Carter continues fighting Deckard, "-the stew, mi amor-- I mean, senora."
Chef. Ernesto Lopez says "Oh, and senor Deckard wins a... compliment."
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would attempt to get up, the knee instead making him fall back down, he would instead attempt to try and grab onto her legs and move them inwards to her to attempt to stop her from being able to knee him, leaving him completely exposed for any upper body hits.
**SSA. Nicole Parker leans over a bit towards Lopez from where she stands, as she giggles lightly to herself. "I... have no words to even... come back with that."
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez sets his elbows on the counter, "Senora Carter also said she'd stop stealing senor Deckard's smuggled-booze if he won too. So... there's a lot on the line, jefe..."
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**PO2. Samantha Carter would accept the leg grab, using it to wrap her legs around Deckards chest area, pulling him in closer, leaving her hands free to wail on Deckards head and neck.
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez glances back to Taikon, giving a loose shrug, "That about sums it up, senora..."
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: most sexual fight of the year
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: Indeed
[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: all we need is a dog and this is some rebecca stri-..
SSA. Nicole Parker says "Sounds fuck."
[LOOC] SSA. Nicole Parker: lopez you're gonna get launched from the airlock
Chef. Ernesto Lopez says "Si..."
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would attempt to grab onto her chest area, taking many blows to the head as he would attempt to lift her up completely.
**PO2. Samantha Carter would allow him to attempt to lift her, however taking the opportunity of him not attempting an attack to go for a knockout blow on the temple with both fists.
SSA. Nicole Parker says "M-Maybe we should... step in now? This looks like it's going to, uhhh get a little out of han -."
**MCPO. Miia Taikon speaks up and says "Oi! Nothing that can actually do proper damage!"
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would be hit in the head without any defense put up, his grab tightening as he wouldn't be able to keep himself standing, attempt to at least bring her down with him with the last of his strength.
**PO2. Samantha Carter would be bought down on top of Deckard as he falls, pinning him to the ground.
SSA. Nicole Parker says "Ouuuch..."
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard wouldn't really be able to fight back, attempting to keep his barely conscious gaze onto her. Looking up at her face as he would comment, "Coff..er...So... Time?"
PO2. Samantha Carter says "I will buy you the shittiest coffee I can find."
PO2. Samantha Carter says "But yes, I will buy you coffee."
**PO2. Samantha Carter gets up, wiping herself off.
PO2. Samantha Carter says "So uh, did I win?"
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: *wiping herself off*
SSA. Nicole Parker says "Adorable. That... was a change in heart, damn. Good going you two... heh."
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez removes his chef's hat, pressing it to his chest respectfully.
[OOC] Lt. Dan Taylor: I hear that CW has a plugin where if it's connected to a Steam Group (Our GW Group) then if you aren't in that you can't join
PO2. Samantha Carter says "Alright. By the way, what the fuck are those blue pod things?"
**PO2. Samantha Carter points.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "What pod th - Oh my god.."
PO2. Samantha Carter says "Behind you, turn around."
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez continues staring down at the counter forlornly.
MCPO. Miia Taikon says "Hey, Beckhard, Lopez....and uh......"
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would be staring in one direction, and you can probably tell what the two things are he's staring at are.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "Oh, pods, right.."
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard glances behind him for once second before turning back.
PO2. Samantha Carter says "Miia, we're having a CQB bout. One moment."
**PO2. Samantha Carter uses the second to jump over the table and punch Deckard in the balls.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "They're..."
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard wouldn't make a sound, taking the hit fully as he slowly moves himself down onto the ground, grimacing as he holds his jewels tightly, curling into a ball on the ground staring blankly at the floor.
PO2. Samantha Carter says "Do I win?"
**PO2. Samantha Carter glances at Miia.
PO2. Samantha Carter says "Do I win?"
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard wouldn't even make any sound, seeming like he just stopped operating.
MCPO. Miia Taikon says "Uh....."
PO2. Samantha Carter says "I think I won."
MCPO. Miia Taikon says "Oi, steel nuts, get up and show what you can do!"
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez looks up slowly having heard the brief action. He looks sadly down at the ONI agent on the ground.
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would continue staring blankly at the floor, making a slight "hhhhhrggghhh" sound under his breath.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "((reconnecting again due to same glitch))"
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**MCPO. Miia Taikon walks over and holds out her hand to Deckard saying "Come on, get up you nannerpuss"
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would slowly get back up, remaining silent as he turns over towards Carter, drawing in a deep breath.
**PO2. Samantha Carter quickly hops back, getting into a defensive stance.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "I know... Kung Fu."
**MCPO. Miia Taikon pulls her hand back and mutters "alright big boy.. do it yourself"
PO2. Samantha Carter says "Kung Fu this."
**PO2. Samantha Carter runs towards Deckard, attempting to launch into a flying kick to the stomach.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "Taikon... Give me a flash good lu -"
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would attempt to block the long attack by simply standing to the side, attempting to grab the leg midair as she would slightly go past him so he could instead swing her off course.
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would see the attack coming, and due to it taking so long to happen, he would quickly begin to move to the side once she's fully fledged into the attack, attempting to then grab onto the leg at least so he could try and swing her off course, somewhat stumbling.
**PO2. Samantha Carter would half pull off the attack seeing he had moved to the side, stumbling slightly and just narrowly dodging the arm grab, getting into a slight defensive positon, however taking a second to do, leaving a potentional opening to attack if Deckard was quick enough.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard started a video!
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez quickly back-peddles as the fighting pair draw closer to the kitchen, eyes wide and eyebrows at maximum elevation.
MCPO. Miia Taikon started a video!
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would remain in his position, not taking the opportunity as he instead uses the chance to readjust his stance, getting into a defensive stance as he talks. "Allowing us to use outside objects?"
PO2. Samantha Carter says "That's a negative."
PO2. Samantha Carter says "Your move."
**PO2. Samantha Carter strengthens her defensive stance.
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[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: HL2RP flashback triggered
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "Watch as I transform."
**MCPO. Miia Taikon grins "What a about distractions?" as she fiddles with her zipper
[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: *mg collapses in a HL2RP-enduced seizure*
PO2. Samantha Carter yells "Deckard look. Tits."
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard glances momentarily towards the stairs, humming a WWE theme song as he attempts to quickly run up the stairs and towards the small platform nearby her, so he would have a higher ground on her.
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: redoing the me
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: K
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would begin to do what was previously said in the me before hearing the magic word, beginning to turn back around and stumbling over the steps.
[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: shame on doc
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "Did someone say..?"
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "Wait... a trap.... a ruse!"
**PO2. Samantha Carter jumps hastily on the opportunity, attempting to piledrive Deckard into the stairs, then proceeding to knee his genitals with gracious force.
CPO. Malcolm Deckard started a video!
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[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: still want matrix
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**Chef. Ernesto Lopez briefly looks towards Taikon, before snapping his head back to warily watch the two fighting. "Dios mio..."
**MCPO. Miia Taikon watches with a smile mumbling "I'm not helping him out of this one" as she see's Lopez glancing her way
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would be piledrived into the stairs, but would also seem increasingly more reactive towards hits towards the genitals, trying to at least partially block it as he attempts to roll away from her.
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: Slight pause
CPO. Malcolm Deckard yells "Chef, throw the hat, now!"
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: How do you roll on the stairs?
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[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: I thought I was lying straight
[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: ONI training.
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: So not in the step
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: as in rolling sideways this way
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: Nah if I piledrived you you would be lying ridged across pretty much the entire stairway.
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: redoing /me once more
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**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would be piledrived into the steps, but would seem to become more intent on winning the fight, seeming to quickly attempt to launch himself back away from the stairs with all his strength before Carter can do any further damage
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "Damn it - Whiskey!"
[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: put on that beerhall classic tune
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**PO2. Samantha Carter would stick to Deckard like glue, attempting to rain blows on his chest and face with rapid pacing.
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[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: Carmen Overture, that's it
[LOOC] MCPO. Miia Taikon: this works too
[LOOC] MCPO. Miia Taikon: they need chairs now though
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would allow quite a few hits to land, trying his best to be able to grab Carter's chest so he can at least try and throw her sideways off him.
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: I have a woman on top of me
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: @win
**MCPO. Miia Taikon giggles "Uh oh! He's going for the tits!"
**He is.
**PO2. Samantha Carter would pull away from deckard with some force, ripping the fabric away, allowing a view of her assets.
**Joking.
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[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: ogod the anime clothes rip...
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: Indee
[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: what is this, highschool dxd?
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: Worse
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would continue lying down on the steps, moving his hand across his chest vertically and horizontally, praying to God as he stares upwards.
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: Halo Art Online
SSA. Nicole Parker says "Oh my sweet dear fucking god of fuck. What's... he after getting himself into."
CPO. Malcolm Deckard says "Thank you.... God."
**PO2. Samantha Carter takes the chance of Deckard being distracted to simply kick him in the balls.
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez looks down quickly as Carter breaks away from Deckard. He crosses his hand from his forehead to his chest, then across his shoulders.
**MCPO. Miia Taikon shushes Nicole and mumbles "Don't break it up, this is interesting to watch!"
**SSA. Nicole Parker grins at Miia as she simply folds her arms, swaying her hip a tiny bet to her left resting it against the counter as support as she watches the fight.
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would sucessfully be kicked into the balls, his eyes rolling backwards as he slowly cringes, grabbing gracefully onto his Four Leaf Clover, but at the same time also somehow managing to at least partially try and get himself up. "Tits... Override.... Pain.""
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: Why am I always in the weirdest of situations
[LOOC] SSA. Nicole Parker: because its you?
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: and more erotic too
**MCPO. Miia Taikon bursts out laughing at the comment
**PO2. Samantha Carter shoves her assets into Deckards face. But alas, it was a ruse, and she proceeds to knee him in the balls again while she cant see due to the view being blocked.
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: *he cant see
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[LOOC] SSA. Nicole Parker: ONI would be proud of that tactic Carter! xD
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would completely allow this to happen, not trying to push her away but instead at least trying to partially defend his Globes.
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: God is real
**MCPO. Miia Taikon giggles "T-...this is priceless... but god are you that desperate for some love Decky?"
**PO2. Samantha Carter succesfully knees Deckard in the balls, at least partially, before side stepping and pushing him down onto his face, going for a dropping elbow smash.
[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: perfect time for john cena btw
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**SSA. Nicole Parker clicks her fingers at Miia, then frantically points at the poor guy on the ground. "I told ya'! I fucking told ya'! She confirmed my thought, you really -are- deseperate! Hahaha."
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**CPO. Malcolm Deckard wouldn't be able to defend from the elbow smash too well, being hit in the head, but seemingly not giving up from just one really powerful hit, he would attempt to move back off the stairs again, somewhat dazzed from the blow.
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**PO2. Samantha Carter would not let up, seeing Deckard is dazed, going for more face hits, swinging hard and fast. She appears to have given up any form of defence.
**MCPO. Miia Taikon chuckles "Maybe you should let up on him, I think he's nearing his limit..."
SSA. Nicole Parker says "He's surely conditioned for worse!"
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would take the first hit in the head, stumbling slightly before quickly ducking inwards, attempting to tackle into Carter with his shoulder as hard as he can, allowing the stairs to hopefully trip her up.
**PO2. Samantha Carter would be hit with full force, falling back onto the stairs, Deckard falling right into her and her assets.
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MCPO. Miia Taikon says "Hey Lopez, what set this off?"
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would get on top of her, fighting the urge to be distracted as he would attempt to launch a few powerful blows into where she'd be most immune to being winded from the punches.
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SSA. Nicole Parker says "Ouuuuch..."
Chef. Ernesto Lopez says "Uhhh...."
**Which I forgot to say would be around the chest area.
**PO2. Samantha Carter would get hit one, before attempting to grab Deckards face and pull it right up into her assets, then attempting to knee him in the chest many times.
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: *once
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would accept the grab, attempting to headbutt her in the assets as hard as he can with her help towards it, using his hands to hit her on the side instead while taking the hits himself.
**PO2. Samantha Carter would take the headbut, using it to keep deckards face pinned down, taking the mainly ineffective hits to the side, while continuing to knee Deckards in the kidney/stomach area.
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez runs a hand over his chef hat, "Well-" he pauses as Carter continues fighting Deckard, "-the stew, mi amor-- I mean, senora."
Chef. Ernesto Lopez says "Oh, and senor Deckard wins a... compliment."
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would attempt to get up, the knee instead making him fall back down, he would instead attempt to try and grab onto her legs and move them inwards to her to attempt to stop her from being able to knee him, leaving him completely exposed for any upper body hits.
**SSA. Nicole Parker leans over a bit towards Lopez from where she stands, as she giggles lightly to herself. "I... have no words to even... come back with that."
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez sets his elbows on the counter, "Senora Carter also said she'd stop stealing senor Deckard's smuggled-booze if he won too. So... there's a lot on the line, jefe..."
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**PO2. Samantha Carter would accept the leg grab, using it to wrap her legs around Deckards chest area, pulling him in closer, leaving her hands free to wail on Deckards head and neck.
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez glances back to Taikon, giving a loose shrug, "That about sums it up, senora..."
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: most sexual fight of the year
[LOOC] PO2. Samantha Carter: Indeed
[LOOC] Chef. Ernesto Lopez: all we need is a dog and this is some rebecca stri-..
SSA. Nicole Parker says "Sounds fuck."
[LOOC] SSA. Nicole Parker: lopez you're gonna get launched from the airlock
Chef. Ernesto Lopez says "Si..."
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would attempt to grab onto her chest area, taking many blows to the head as he would attempt to lift her up completely.
**PO2. Samantha Carter would allow him to attempt to lift her, however taking the opportunity of him not attempting an attack to go for a knockout blow on the temple with both fists.
SSA. Nicole Parker says "M-Maybe we should... step in now? This looks like it's going to, uhhh get a little out of han -."
**MCPO. Miia Taikon speaks up and says "Oi! Nothing that can actually do proper damage!"
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard would be hit in the head without any defense put up, his grab tightening as he wouldn't be able to keep himself standing, attempt to at least bring her down with him with the last of his strength.
**PO2. Samantha Carter would be bought down on top of Deckard as he falls, pinning him to the ground.
SSA. Nicole Parker says "Ouuuch..."
**CPO. Malcolm Deckard wouldn't really be able to fight back, attempting to keep his barely conscious gaze onto her. Looking up at her face as he would comment, "Coff..er...So... Time?"
PO2. Samantha Carter says "I will buy you the shittiest coffee I can find."
PO2. Samantha Carter says "But yes, I will buy you coffee."
**PO2. Samantha Carter gets up, wiping herself off.
PO2. Samantha Carter says "So uh, did I win?"
[LOOC] CPO. Malcolm Deckard: *wiping herself off*
SSA. Nicole Parker says "Adorable. That... was a change in heart, damn. Good going you two... heh."
**Chef. Ernesto Lopez removes his chef's hat, pressing it to his chest respectfully.
[OOC] Lt. Dan Taylor: I hear that CW has a plugin where if it's connected to a Steam Group (Our GW Group) then if you aren't in that you can't join